Section 1a

Ok, I know what you're thinking... "Rob, what the hell do you have animal pics on a necro/sleepy sex fetish site for? Is this Animal Planet or something?"
Noooo.. and it's not about some latest sexual kink using dead animals either (sorry to disappoint if you're interested in that stuff).
But it's interesting comparing ourselves as humans to the rest of the animal kingdom when it comes to the strange and the bizarre. Besides, on the opening page of my site I make mention that us humans are generally the only animal species that engages in sex for pleasure. Over the years I have gotten some reader feedback that indeed this is not true and that dolphins also engage in pleasure sex (sex at any time vs. the seasonal/gestational cycles of other animals). At the time I had dispelled that myth with a site link to a dolphin site that claimed that was indeed not true. Then along came readers pandering the bonobo monkeys. Well, in fact, the animal kingdom does have some examples of strange bedfellows... some with seemingly overt inclinations at 'pleasure' sex.

If it feels good then do it. That seems to be the motto of the Bonobos, whose same-and-opposite-sex coupling seems as casual as a Hollywood air kiss and can include oral sex, French kissing, and the missionary position. For these chimp-like apes, sex serves as an all-purpose social lubricant.
Dolphins have no such excuses for their kinky behavior as they sometimes try and mate with sea turtles (yeah, right, and they call us humans pervs!).

Love hurts - and in some species it kills. For the Praying Mantis and the Austrlian Red-Back Spider it's boy meets girl, girl eats boy. But not until boy passes along his genes to the next generation. In the marine Bristle Worm, however, it's boy eats girl. The male guards the fertilized eggs until they hatch, and since the female died after mating anyway, the male sometimes has her for supper. For a species that have little chance of mating again, a parent offering itself as a last meal can be a bit of insurance that the offspring will survive. (I sense some orgasms building out there)

Rough sex for many species can range from brutal love bites to lethal lust. Male Dung Flies, Mountain Sheep, and some frogs, in their zeal to procreate, will swarm, harrass, and harm females, sometimes fatally. For Hawaiian Monk Seals, where males outnumber females 3 to 1, mating violence is so serious that biologists are worried that the species may be endangered. (Hmm.. fucked to extinction?? Where's a PETA person when you need one!)

Love is war with the paper nautilus, whoes idea of sex is to heave his manhood - and his genes - like a tiny torpedo into the female. Once implanted, the male organ serves as a built-in sperm bank. Similarly, the male Anglerfish burrows into the belly of its much bigger mate and becomes a permanant parasitic testicle (I know humans who fit this discription). The female Green Spoon Worm inhales the tiny male, who then resides in the androecium ("the little man house"), a nook in the reproductive tract from which he fertilzes eggs.

You know...
Somehow as a human I don't feel all that complex anymore.
But just imagine this... when your significant other discovers you've been to some sick site called Rob's Necrophilia Fantasy you can tell them that's where you got that idea that delivered you both such great orgasms after reading about the animal kingdom there.